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"That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.’s. Go ahead and add it up, every cent’s accounted for. Look, see this? That’s a car. 275 thou. Might wanna hang onto that one."
- Jim Carrey as Lloyd in Dumb and Dumber
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend
will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
"Excuse me while I whip this out"
" Where the white women at?"
"Dadgum, nearly lost a $400 hand car"
We will take the @$&$@$ and the chinks, but no Irish." ( I'm Irish by the way)
"Never mind that $&@&, here comes Mongo"
"Mongo just a pawn in the game of life"
"We gonna whoop up a #6 on em."
And a whole bunch more from Blazing Saddles. No way Mel Brooks would get away with making that movie now. The only way he did then was he insulted and offended pretty much everyone imaginable at some point during the movie. He didn't discriminate. That was what made it so funny and kept people from going ape over it.
Another movie that brings back good memories as a kid. Mostly from some neighbors (the dad mostly) who ALWAYS quoted that movie.
Ooooh, my neck! My back! My neck, and my back! - Ezelle
Look at the brains on Brad!- Jules Winnfield
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.- Butch
I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet.
Which one is it?
It's the one that says Bad M**** F****** on it.-Jules Winnfield
Some more good ones from another great movie, Gangs of New York.
You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this fu***** knife!-Bill the Butcher
The appearance of law must be upheld, especially when it's being broken. - Boss Tweed
Burn him, see if his ashes turn green. -Bill the Butcher
This is a night for Americans! -Bill the Butcher
Challenge... Challenge Accepted-Amsterdam Vallon; Bill the Butcher
On the seventh day the Lord rested, but before that he did, he squatted over the side of England and what came out of him... was Ireland.-Bill the Butcher
When you kill a king, you don't stab him in the dark. You kill him where the entire court can watch him die. -Amsterdam Vallon
Thank God. I die a true American. -Bill the Butcher
Kenny Powers: I'm the man who has the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than f**k. So that is why i am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my a and suck my d**k... everyone.
Heres another of my favorites.
I've sent boys younger than you to the gas chamber Danny. Didn't want to do it... Felt I owed it to them. Judge Schmaels Caddy Shack
The question is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female party guests... We did. - Otter Animal House
Life is hard. It's harder if you're stupid. - John Wayne
On any given Sunday, you're gonna win or you're gonna lose. The point is- can you win or lose like a man? Tony D'Amato, Any Given Sunday
From The Program:
Darnell Jefferson..Tailback. Ray Griffin starting tailback.... I know that's they recruited ME.
Also from The Program:(because it contains MSU)
Coach Winters: Alright, this is Mississippi State's offensive set. Second and two on our own 24, what defensive set might we call?
Alvin Mack: Eagle Zipper Hero, unless the setback shifts into the I.
Coach Winters: Good
[clicks to next slide]
Coach Winters: , third and seven?
Alvin Mack: Oakie Thunder Lion.
Coach Winters: What's your assignment?
Alvin Mack: Kill the quarterback.
Coach Winters: [clicks to next slide]
Alvin Mack: Hit the tight end so hard his girlfriend dies.
Coach Winters: [clicks to next slide]
Alvin Mack: Kill everybody.
Dr Lechter? Dr Lechter? Dr Lechter?
Jackie Gleson in Smokey and the bandit had a few
Hold up on that car wash gentlemen
There's no way no way you could come from my loins when i get home im going to kick yo mama in the butt
What we dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law
A couple from The Shawshank Redemption:
Warden Norton (Bob Gunton): "I believe in 2 things: discipline and the Bible. Here, you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord. Your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank."
Andy Dufresne (Tim Robbins): "Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."
Yeah well. The Dude abides.
"What we've got here is failure to communicate." - Warden from Cool Hand Luke
"The True Soldier Fights Not Because He Hates What Is In Front Of Him, But Because He Loves What Is Behind Him."
'I haven't read comics since I realized Beatle Bailey was never actually gonna shoot somebody"
'Say what again!'
'This is my broomstick' prob my favorite, timing was perfect
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Dragline: Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me - with nothin'.
Luke: Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
Why Johnny Ringo, You look like somebody walked right over your Grave. Doc Holiday in Tombstone
I'll be your huckleberry- tombstone
You know red it funny, on the outside I was a good guy strait as a arrow. I had to come to prison to be crooked. -shawshank redemption
"you tell em I'm coming and hell's coming with me." Kurt Russell in Tombstone
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